NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a true story.

so i was getting asher into his jammies tonight, and he...

{gulp}

took his nose off.

and then dropped it.

well, i'm not too proud to admit that i. freaked. out. i mean,

HE NEEDS HIS NOSE, PEOPLE!!!!!!

i looked everywhere!! under his foot, up his sleeve, in a book...

but it was gone.

GONE!!!!!!!!


NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"Asher!!!" i cried, "you need your nose!! help me look for it!!! i can't find it!!!!"

and he laughed. "mwahahahahaha!!!" (ok, maybe i imagined the evil laugh... but he was definitely laughing at me.)

"nosey!!" i wailed. "i can't find you!!!! sneeze if you can hear me!!!!"

but then i realized...

"but... but... you can't hear me!!!!! because you're not an ear!!"


and i cried a little bit.

and asher laughed a lot bit.

and then

and then


he pointed out...

that his nose was still on his face.

{hangs head in shame}